Over the years I’ve suggested that wine has a certain sex appeal, something about it that exudes sensuality. I went so far as to present evidence to support this. Well, I’m at it again with even more proof that wine indeed has a certain sexy side. Case in point, wine bottles, have you taken a close look at one lately? If so, then perhaps you’ve noticed characteristics that are undeniably appealing, perhaps even hedonistic. Of course, beauty, as they say, is in the eye of the beholder.

First, let me point out that wine bottles are manufactured in a variety of styles and colors. But it’s the shape and design of each that I want to focus your attention on. For example, Riesling, imported or domestic, this white varietal is commonly found in bottles that are tall, sleek and slender with a long narrow neck. Alternatively, wines from France’s famed Burgundy region, both the red and white, have bottles whose shape is slightly fuller in the hip with gently sloping shoulders and tapered top. Do you see where I’m going with this?

Port or fortified wine bottles have high shoulders, bulging neckline and pronounced punt or (dimple) on its bottom; now that’s what I call sexy. Those from the Rhône Valley of France have a similar shape to those of the Burgundy bottle. However, they tend to be slightly slimmer and trimmer and may bear a decorative mark on its neck with shoulders that tend to be smooth and sleek. Are you getting excited yet?

The most common style wine bottle is the Cabernet Sauvignon, which is straight and tall with high shoulders and a graceful neck. Most wines are bottled with this style. Truly distinctive is the traditional Italian Chianti bottle. It’s design features a wide body, flat round bottom and close fitting straw skirt commonly referred to as a fiasco. It’s undeniable charm is something you never forget.

The idea of a wine bottle having sex appeal may seem absurd but the descriptions noted here prove once again that wine does indeed exude a certain sensual aura. Remember the famous Sports Illustrated magazine swimsuit issue? Here it’s glass wine bottles with hard sexy bodies as opposed to bikini-clad models. OK, that might be stretch but you get the general idea.

Speaking of appeal, spring and summer are the perfect time to enjoy a bottle of wine, be it red or white. A chilled glass of the Domaine Bousquet, 2018 Sauvignon Blanc from Argentina is both refreshing and delightful to drink. At a SRP of $13, this crisp, clean white rolls over your tongue with tantalizing flavors of citrus and lime.

Or how about a flavorful red. The 2017 J. Lohr, South Ridge Syrah from the Paso Robles region of California is laden with ripe berry, plum aromas and loaded with flavors of black currant and dark fruit. Polished tannins, a hint of spice and a long flavorful finish (SRP $14).

Either way, a glass of your favorite wine is a great way to usher in the warmer weather. What’s more, it probably comes in a very attractive bottle, one that’s easy on the eyes.

Cheers.

Wine of the Week: Tamarack Cellars, 2016 Firehouse Red Blend, Washington State. Dark, rich and luscious with cherries, ripe plum and hints of mocha and dark chocolate. Well-balanced with firm tannins that are complemented by a long finish that lingers with hints of anise. $18